This is a satirical political site.

thefutureismangione.com is a work of satire. It is not a real campaign, there is no candidate, and there is no political committee. Nothing here is a request for votes or money, and nothing here should be read as an endorsement of any person, party, or act.

The joke is aimed at the state of the field, not at any individual: when eligibility alone would clear a primary, the problem being described is not the eligible man. He is presumed innocent, like everyone else.

The platform planks are satire with a spine. Sentencing disparities, unaccountable claim-denial algorithms, the regulatory revolving door, and companies that defraud the public without consequence are all real. A legal framework that actually protects people from them is the sincere wish underneath the wit.

This site accepts no donations, sells nothing, and collects nothing. It is a satirical production of therobotsrise.com.